Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Posted 1 hour ago

notrealspooky:

where did he come from?
where did he go?
where did he come from?
fuckboy joe

Posted 1 hour ago

city-fog-and-brave-dialogue:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

reasons why tumblr aids education

(Source: spoopymarveltrash)

Posted 1 hour ago

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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(Source: katiplierbuscuspie)

Posted 1 hour ago

demonicdorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

Posted 1 hour ago

coluring:

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

Posted 1 hour ago

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

Posted 2 hours ago

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

Posted 2 hours ago
lovestoned-perfect:

DON’T DO THIS TO ME.

lovestoned-perfect:

DON’T DO THIS TO ME.